Purple Heart Priest

Description

Have you ever needed to quickly and efficiently despatch a fish that you’ve plucked from its calm and serene existence? Have you ever feared that your normal means of dispensing oblivion may have met its match with a particularly thick skulled perch?

If so, you need a hand carved priest made from purple heart wood. Not only is this one of the strongest woods grown on the planet, its also one of the heaviest. The momentum you can build up with a swift swing of the arm would send Moby Dick to meet Davy Jones.

Also particularly effective on human skulls if you ever need to dissuade a would-be attacker or clear a stubborn bar queue. Not that we would endorse such behaviour.